Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...afraid of Mairead."

Google won't search for Mairead because it knows you don't find Mairead, she finds you.

Some kids pee their name in the snow. Mairead can pee her name into concrete.

Mairead drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

Mairead cannot predict the future; the future just better do what Mairead says.

Mairead is a vegitarian. Meaning she does not eat animals until first putting them into a vegative state with her fists.

Mairead can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

When Mairead wants an egg, she cracks open a chicken.

Mairead played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun. And won.

Mairead once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.

Mairead can create a rock so heavy that even she can't lift it. And then she lifts it.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Mairead for help.

Mairead has to register every part of her body as a leathel weapon. Her spleen is considered a leathel weapon in 50 states.

Time waits for no woman. Unless that woman is Mairead.


Mairead's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

When Mairead enters as room she doesn't turn the light on. She turns the light off.

Mairead actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.

Mairead doesn't open a can of whoopass. She makes her own.

One time, Mairead accidentally stubbed her toe. It destroyed the entire state of
Ohio.

Staring at Mairead for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindess, and possibly foot sized brusies on the face.

Mairead does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.

For every person Mother Nature kills, Mairead kills five.

Mairead has 3 knees on each leg.

When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Mairead is never the rotten egg.









Discovery bordom....


xx raidy