^^ Must say the brown does nothing for it ^^It has a marvelous 1.6 direct injection petrol engine with dual-clutch gearbox, a stop-start system and a amazingly clever self-adjusting grille shutter, which closes to reduce air drag when the engine is cool enough. IT'S VAMPTASTIC!
I LOVE THE STIG!
Some say he never blinks and that he roams local woodland foraging for mouse meat. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say he invented November. And that for some reason he's been in Brazil all weekend and he came back looking very pleased. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say that after he makes love, he eats his partner's head. And that he's recently cut down on his binge drinking, because it's gone up to £1.18 a litre. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say he's got a digital face, and that if he felt like it he could fire Alan Sugar. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say his scrotum actually generates a small gravity field. And that because our producer rigged the results of a viewer phone in. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say he once wrestled an elephant to the ground using the power of his mind and an alarming hairstyle. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Some say he has a life size tattoo of his face, on his face. And that his droppings have been found as far north as York. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
Yeah to all those (strange strange) people who don't watch Topgear The Stig is the coolest person probably ever in existence he is the test driver on Topgear and you never hear him speak or see his face he's rather amazing :)
1 comment:
what the eff is top gear!?
flath
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