How did you get over here so fast? - Bella Swan

Valentines was over too soon so I'll just pretend I'm in Paris (When don't I??) or in Canadia with my beloved Lindsey (Get home already 44!) and since they both speak French over there and I've had two comments from amazing random French guys, here's some of my favourite pick-up lines in the oh-so sexy language of French .....

Vous avez des chevilles sexy

Translation: You have sexy ankles

J'aime tes genoux

Translation: I love your knees

Avez-vous une carte beau? Parce que je suis perdu dans tes yeux.

Translation: Do you have a map beautiful? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Le corps est composé de 90% d'eau et j'ai soif!

Translation: The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty!

At-il blessé? Quand tu es tombé du ciel?

Translation: Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Est-ce que vorte père en prison? Parce qu'il a volé les étoiles et les mettre dans les yeux.

Translation: Is your dad in jail? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.

All you need is a sexy french man and ta-duh!

xx raid